The Crescent Nation’s Adversity Times

October 21, 2009 Fari 6 comments

The Crescent Nation's Adversity Times - by Farrukh Zafar.

Categories: Poetry, Revolution Times

AntiZiotics II – Episode 2

October 7, 2009 Fari 12 comments

This is a sequel to AntiZiotics II – Episode 1. Haven’t read it yet? Read it here.

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II

In no time, the former Organizing Head of Amnesty International and special services agent of MI6, Mustafa Hanif cuts off this conversation between Umer and Ali, and slams Umer back against the wall. With his cigarette lighter’s flame as close as to heating Umer’s throat and hair on chest, Mustafa cautions Umer:
“Listen to me carefully! Before I utter something, just have a glance out of the window. Go!”
“What the heck! Where is the whole public going? What’s this enormous rush about?” utters Umer in total surprise!
“Now listen to this”, adds Mustafa by switching on the radio:

“To all those who’ve just joined us here on the Brit Radio…Hello, this is Osama Khalid, the lead guitarist of the Rick Band… Yeah!! Me!! To all the Ricks out there, this is to tell you that in two and a half minutes time, the Rick Band’s gonna perform at the Marble Arch, London, marking its first reappearance in their Back From The Dead Tour! So be there, ALL the Ricks listening!”

Marble Arch, London

“Goodness me!! What the hell is this goin’ on?” says Umer.
“Now that we’ve got 135 seconds in hand, listen to what we can really do! First of all, is this really Osama Khalid?” inquires Mustafa.
“NO!! He ain’t! Osama is dead! I personally attended his funeral and all the last burial proceedings. He’s dust now! The voice of this radio guy resembles to Osama’s to a grand extent, BUT, he ain’t Osama. He’s dead. And there’s no alternate reality.” cries Umer.

Marble Arch map

“Hello! This is Ali Iftikhar, DS Member, MI6. I want absolute cell phone jammers at Marble Arch, RIGHT NOW!” cautions Ali to the LondonPD on speed dial, while Mustafa and Umer quickly embark the chopper to Marble Arch, which is well within the two and a half minutes reach.

“Dammit! In 30 seconds time, my watch will show 9:37 AM, in line with the Big Ben’s Clock!” with tearful eyes facing the sky, Umer adds, “The Most Gracious! The Most Merciful, My Lord! For any good and kind deed that I’ve done in my entire life, that got accepted at your throne, in return to that, please save these million men who’ve gathered here on the call of Satan. For You are the best of Knower, who knows whether it’s the Rick Band or Devil.”

Marble Arch, London

Approaching towards 9:37, the time begins to burn… At exactly 9:37, a thunder explosion ploughs the land inside out. Marble Arch is seen facing a fountain of fire, head to head. Suddenly the bomb disposal squad that just reached the site at Ali Iftikhar’s orders takes hold of another explosive, planted around the Marble Arch, and quickly diffuses it.

“The jammers are up! We don’t expect another explosion. But the area must be cleaned for any possible explosive planted.” briefs Mr. Platypus from LondonPD to Umer Farooq, while the authorities are taking notice of the casualties and suffering.

Out of the blue, another explosive is spotted and diffused! Umer Farooq and Mustafa Hanif, rush to the site in chaotic fashion. Mustafa speedily measures the distance from the point of first explosion (lets say point A) to the point of the first bomb diffused (lets say point B). Then he measures the distance from point B to the point of the latest bomb diffused (lets say point C). To his surprise, point B is equidistant from point A and C. As they witness the icing on the cake, point A, B and C form an equilateral triangle…!

The Plot!

“Well! You know what! We’ve got more explosives around in the nook. An equilateral triangle…Where are we heading?” inquires Umer.

“The David’s Star is on my cards! Now watch this” adds Mustafa as he starts to draw something on the paper and utters more, “The David’s Star is a six-pointed geometric star figure, {6/2} or 2{3}, the compound of two equilateral triangles. The intersection is a regular hexagon.”

“Well that’s interesting!” utters Umer.

“Yeah! Now keep watching…

The origin of the David’s Star is that it is simply 2 of the 3 letters in the name David: in its Hebrew spelling, David is transliterated as ‘D-W-D’. In Biblical Hebrew, the letter ‘D’ (Dalet) was written in a form much like a triangle, similar to the Greek letter “Delta” (Δ). The symbol has been a simple family crest formed by flipping and juxtaposing the two most prominent letters in the name. The letter “W” in this case, references the compositing operation of the two Deltas.

And this concludes, that three more explosives are yet to be spotted, that form the vertices of the other equilateral triangle…”

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Continued in AntiZiotics II – Episode 3 – Coming Soon!

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“Frienemies” – Meanings – The FARIngi Dictionary!

September 28, 2009 Fari Comments off

The FARIngi Dictionary!

frien⋅e⋅mies

(singular: frienemy)

–noun

1. People who show up in one’s social circle as close friends but they are enemies in disguise, actually.
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Origin:
2008–09; < ML frienemity, equiv. to L frīend(re) + -enemy; r. ME frienemy < OF < ML, as above
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Word Origin & History:
frienemies
c.2008. Used by a FASTian blogger when he found the truth around him.

AntiZiotics II

September 11, 2009 Fari 22 comments

This story is a sequel to AntiZiotics!. Haven’t read the prequel yet? Read it here.

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II

Two years have passed since the historical demise of the Rick Band, but things have never got normal again. Three ultra-curious men in hoods are looking close at the wax statues of the late Rick Band members, here at the Madame Tussauds Museum in London. Looking at them, no one can really say much what they’re actually trying to do. The three are equipped with unusual stuff like micro digital cameras, measuring tapes and of course, a pair of eagle eyes on their faces. In one of these men’s hands, is held the TIME magazine’s latest publication, which is getting unprecedented worldwide attention for one of the articles that it holds within…Here’s a brief view of what this article says:

The Rickshaw Vs the DAVID’S STAR: The After Ef‘FACTS’ Unveiled!

September 15

– 4 days from the death of the Rick Band: A top level Jewish Technology Professor at M.I.T., Arqam Gadit, confesses that ‘the movement’ is a terrorist movement with inhumane motives.

September 23

– 12 days from the death of the Rick Band: The UN Representative of Palestine, Amna Ali, is kidnapped, just after two hours and 13 minutes, from the time she reveals the testament of the latest US Aid to Israel, in the UN Security Council. The testament states how the funded money is to be used to buy the new SS-18 Satan missile technology, in order to infiltrate the Gaza Strip.

October 6

– 25 days from the death of the Rick Band: Lev Leviv’s airplane wanders on the border of Iran for 19 minutes, after not being allowed to enter the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The list goes on and on, but the two most recent developments have turned every one head over heels:

7 days ago, on September 4, ’09, this is what Chester Bennington and Mike Shinoda messaged their fans on the Official Charity Campaign website of Linkin Park, MusicForRelief.org:

“The Rick Band will be back…”

The next day, the JIDF [Jewish Internet Defense Force] website got hacked and the only message the hackers left was “The Rick Band will be back…”

Is this time, the Auto Rickshaw is going to collide with the David’s Star?

YOU decide.

-Adil Bawany,

Associate Writer,

TIME Magazine.”

Ever since the revolution in the human race, triggered by the anti-sentiments invoked by the Rick Band, ‘the movement’ has really changed gears in the struggle for its dream, the Greater Israel. In a mere two years time, almost 87% of the Palestinian territory, 63% area of Lebanon and 53% area of Jordan has been illegitimately invaded by Israel, on the basis of gun. Seeker of the restoration of the Solomon Empire, the Zio-Jewish nation, that has been destined to live in exile on Earth by God, is now all set to bother any country, any entity, any time it wants. With a robust ‘Patriot’ missile defense system deployed around ‘the illegal occupied territory’, the Star has got each and every major Arab city ready on target. The World now has two genders to classify into, the Ricks, and the ‘Zio-Illuminati’. This, in fact… is the New World Order. Despite the Ricks being in majority, the Zio’s are in vast control of planet Earth.

Suddenly, the wax statue of the late drummer of the Rick Band, Hassan Ahmed, is seen burning in fire. Thousands of visitors gather around the statue, and get to witness the most unusual findings of their lives. This is what a several thousand people get to witness on the back of the burning statue’s neck engraved:

The David’s Star

9/11

8:46:40

The chaos is extraordinarily propagating… The authorities are trying to push the people back and evacuate the area for investigation purposes, but the mob is now havoc and mayhem! The emblem of the Zio’s, the David’s star’s engraving on the back of the statue’s neck, is raising millions of questions on the curious minds at unrest, while the authorities are totally perplexed at where the three men in hoods have gone…

As minutes spare, the two wax statues of the Rick Band’s vocalist and guitarist, Farrukh Zafar and Osama Khalid respectively, explode! The greatest wax statue museum of the world is now flaming in fire, all across its breadth and width. Madame Tussauds London – now a yesterday’s jam. Hitler, Mandela, Napoleon, Lincoln, Diana, The Rock, Tom Cruise, Pelé, Beckham – You name it – all burning..!

“Each and every term here is important. Remember the name of the magazine held in one of the suspicious men in hoods? “T-I-M-E”!! So watch out for how ‘time’ might play a role in this cameo! The engraving on the statue’s neck shows it were the Zio’s, not to forget that the TIME magazine also belongs to the same man-eater Z movement.

Today is the 11th of September 2009, 8 years ago, this very same date, the Zio-Illuminati changed the world with a serially planned collapse on the World Trade Center, followed by another.” This is all that the two elite detective squad members of MI6, Umer Farooq and Ali Iftikhar Qazi have jot down to paper.

In the wink of an eye, Umer Farooq gets the timeline of the 9.11.01 attacks to study. Here’s the major timeline:

8:46:40 AM: Flight 11 crashes at roughly 490 mph into the north face of the North Tower (1 WTC) of the World Trade Center, between floors 93 and 99.

9:03 AM: Flight 175 crashes at about 590 mph into the south face of the South Tower (2 WTC) of the World Trade Center, banked between floors 78 and 85.

9:37:46 AM: Flight 77 crashes into the western side of the Pentagon and starts a violent fire.

“Dammit! That’s exactly what matches the happenings here:

8:46:40 AM: The time that was engraved on the Rick Band’s guitarist’s burning statue’s neck!

9:03 AM: The time which the digital clock of the museum is showing, after halting as a result of the great explosion caused by the bombs planted in the tummies of the statues, of the rest of the two Rick Rockers.

So 9:37:46 AM it is! We’re just 3 damn minutes away! What’s next? Lord! Mercy!”, are the words of Umer.

Is this another 9/11 to change the world unkind? 8 years the span, from Twin Towers to Madame Tussauds, the next 3 minutes shall tell, as the glories unwind…

Continued in episode II – AntiZiotics II – Coming Soon…!

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A Swati’s Words…

July 12, 2009 Fari 12 comments

The IDPs

For an IDP * like me, it’s just like Déjà vu,

I’m returning back to my home, in angst and blue.


In debris, bombshells, dead bodies and bricks,

I’ll seek my home where I played with my Sputniks*.


No matter in place of fruits, if hand grenades grow,

You can’t question fate if it’s destined to deathblow.


No matter instead of flowers, if gunpowder is the smell,

I’ll go beyond the feeling, I’ll mould myself to dwell.


My brain says “It’s destruction”; my heart, “It’s the motherland”,

It’s been too much of brain now, I ought to grab my heart’s hand.

By- Farrukh Zafar

*Sputnik : Soviet satellites sent into Earth orbit in the 1950s.

*IDP : Internally Displaced Person.

Today is the 12th of July, 2009, which signifies that from tomorrow onwards, the return of the refugees affected by the Swat war, starts. I believe each and everyone of us owes something to these immensely grief stricken people. And so I dedicate this poem to all my brothers and sisters who made such a big sacrifice for their country.

I salute you. And I pray for your safe and peaceful rehab that’s worth your heavenly homes.